Colorless Green Ideas

A Rare Talent

I have a rare talent. The ability to rationalize each and every one of my failures and shortcomings as products of environment or circumstance, attributable to nearly everything in this world except myself. Really, you ought to see what I think up sometimes. It sounds bad, I know. But judging from the way most people live these days, underlining the lows, omitting the highs, and basically just stressing incessantly while connecting the dots between life's many misfortunes, I consider it more of a blessing than a curse.

I just did it again, didn't I?

posted by Sylpheed @ 2:36 PM